Allison Glendinning is a storyteller. Sometimes they are funny, other times they are sad. Insert same parallel for truth and fiction.

She will write anything but poetry. Seriously. It's hard. You have to pay attention to nearly every word on the page.

Want to know what happens if you attempt to return a diet tapeworm? Are you curious what it would be like to be an African dictator with a penchant for country line dancing? Check out the links below.

 This is a picture of a cheeseburger Allison found on her phone. She doesn't remember why she took it, but here it is. Apparently, the modern attention span requires visual breaks when encountering a lot of text. Stop reading this and click on one of the links.

This is a picture of a cheeseburger Allison found on her phone. She doesn't remember why she took it, but here it is. Apparently, the modern attention span requires visual breaks when encountering a lot of text. Stop reading this and click on one of the links.